Sunday, July 19, 2009

Sunday Military Humor

Army Special Forces Vs. Marines
By Rod Powers, About.com


A marine recon platoon was on patrol when the lt. noticed a lone special forces soldier standing on a hill top in their area. The lt. told two of his men to go take out that man.
They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the sf soldier. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The two marines followed. For the next few miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the sf soldier came up on the hill top. He brushed off his bdu's, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the marines.
The lt., pissed, called for a squad to go get that sf soldier. They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the sf soldier. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The marine squad followed. For the next few miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the sf soldier came up on the hill top. He brushed off his bdu's, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the marines.
The lt. was really hot now. He ordered the rest of his platoon to attack the sf soldier. Determined that the recon was far superior to the one sf soldier they had blood in their eyes as they ran up the hill.Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The marine's followed.
For many miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. It continued and continued. Finally there was one lone marine crawling back to the lt., all bloody and beat about the head and shoulders. His bdu's were torn, cuts were all over his body. The lt. asked for a sit.rep.
The lone marine, bloody and beaten replied in a forceful and fearful voice "Sir, run, its a trick. There are TWO of them!!"

6 comments:

Sarge Charlie said...

go army......

ABNPOPPA said...

LOL That was a good one. I need to pass it on to a Marine I know.

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!

Pops

Tami said...

Sarge,
HOOAH~~ GO ARMY!!
Thanks for stopping by. Have a great weekend.

God Bless,

aam

Tami said...

Pop,
Glad to see you drop by. You know I love them all but I am an Army Strong mom. LOL

God Bless,
aam

AirmanMom said...

Being the mom of two Airmen, I'll simply chuckle at the joke :)
~AM

Tami said...

AM~
I love the Airmen also. I will have to find a good Air Force joke just for them. This is an equal oppurtunity blog after all. LOL

God Bless,
aam